Friday, November 14, 2008

Getting my hair cut.

So I've sort of been waiting for one of those cultural experiences that would really make a great story, and today it came. I got my hair cut.

Whenever I'm about to do something in Japanese that might actually require some explanation (such as how long to cut my hair, what style I want, etc.) I always worry a little bit. And then there's the problem that I never talk while getting my hair cut, I just think it's kind of weird. So I was worried I'd get a chatterbox for a barber and then have to think the whole way through.

We'll get to that in a little bit.

First thing when I walk in, two gorgeous women, perhaps the two most attractive women I've seen in this whole country, greet me with smiles and seem quite adamant that I understand just how attractive they are and that I should not go to any other hair salon because of this point alone. Well done, ladies, it worked. They asked me if I wanted a stylist, a pro stylist, or a super stylist. What? I went with stylist and was told I would have to wait a half an hour. I didn't have that much time so I asked who I could get now, and 2 minutes later I was sitting in the chair with my own super-stylist asking me what I needed done.

I said something to the effect of, "I want my hair shorter," knowing there was no way I was getting out of here without some trendy Japanese hair cut. I was brought to get my hair shampooed and was wrapped in like 8 layers of towels and a heated blanket. They even put a towel over my face, which added to the surprise when my not my super-stylist but a woman I couldn't see began talking to me. Thankfully, when the towel came off my eyes, she was, of course, beautiful. I was then brought back to my seat and told to wait.

A third person walked up and combed my hair a little bit and I wondered, "if my super-stylist is so super, couldn't he have done this himself?" but before I knew it I was getting a massage. A really good massage. Japan 1, America 0.

After 10 minutes of relaxation, my superstylist came back and started cutting. Only, instead of scissors, he used a razor blade. He did talk to me a little bit, but when he heard I was from America, he excitedly called over his super-model friend to talk to me, as she had just been to los angeles about a week ago. Yes.

When I was finished, it didn't look as horrible as I had feared. I definitely got a Japanese interpretation of the word "haircut" but it turned out all right. I thanked super-stylist and the attractive women at the door. Then I thanked them again. Then I stared at them for a few seconds and left.

I'm not sure how long I should wait to book another hair cut for next weekend.

6 comments:

Mrs. Selover said...

Classic, Greg, classic. This post made me laugh so hard. Keep them coming and enjoy your trendy cut!
C

Unknown said...

Greg- Great story. When we were in the Army, we were required to get our hair cut every 2 weeks. But the regular Army guys, like drill sergeants, got it cut every week. Go for it.

Mom and I are going to the Devils tonight. They are terrible, and Marty is out for 3-4 months. Don't ask me why. Dad

Keith said...

Hey Greg,

I've been enjoying your blog. Keep um' comming! I'm glad to hear Japan has been treating you well.-Keith

Unknown said...

Sooooooo, WHERE is the picture of this haircut??? I'm dying to see it! I'll have to wait til tomorrow's Skype! Great story!

oxoxoxoxoxo

The Messed Up Times said...

This made my day.

Unknown said...

When I land in Japan, I'm taking a taxi straight from the airport to get my hair cut.